Hermione and Harry; Photo: Warner Bros.

Gothamist has not read every single review of the latest Harry Potter film, but we wanted to point out something in Jami Bernard's Daily News review:

Charismatic Daniel Radcliffe (Harry) and the appealingly goofy Rupert Grint (Ron) are posterready for the ceilings of adolescent girls everywhere. And the seriously beautiful Emma Watson (Hermione) is developing nicely, not only in her acting abilities.

We're guessing if a male movie critic wrote that last line, people would be screaming that he's a pedophile. Emma Watson is really beautiful, as recent photos prove, but she's 14, people. Let's just concentrate on how cool and cute director Alfonso Cuaron is - we think he's carrying a beer to the Harry Potter premiere in this photo!

The official Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban site. And it's 87% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes (so far).