Do you hate the holidays, with all the commercialism and dead trees and spending cold and lonely nights alone with a mug of egg nog and a microwaved dinner? Well today is your day to say "bah" to all of that, it's Humbug Day! Sure, it's a fake holiday, but it gives you a reason to be a curmudgeon around all of this stifling yuletide joy.
According to this website, the way to publicly observe this holiday is to shout "HUMUG" whenever the mood strikes... but "you are only allowed to use twelve 'Humbugs' so save them up and use them well." For inspiration, here are some of our favorite Scrooges: