Cosmo at the last Happy HourAaron at 601am has provided excellent instructions for this Thursday's Gothamist-601am Happy Hour. Sterling contemplates kicking Aaron's ass over some Jersey thing; Gothamist declines to put money down, but will take bets. The evening will also be an opportunity to see how well, or maybe that's how poorly, Jake can hold his firly drinks; wardrobe wise, Jen may accessorize with panda ears.

The Gothamist-601am Happy Hour, this Thursday, at Remote Lounge, starting at 8PM. And there may be some door prizes...