The best thing about Google's April Fools jokes (well, except for this lame Topeka one), is that they put hours and hours of time and brainpower into really following all the way through with them. Like this one, for instance, which promises an app that can translate your pet's thoughts.

Just think, the carriage horses would be able to speak out for themselves! And with that, can April Fools Day end now please? [via JoeMyGod]