If you haven't already heard about the secret show tonight, then...well...you need cooler friends. But that's what we're here for!

Get over to Ticketweb poste haste and buy THIS TICKET if you love Modest Mouse.

That's all we're sayin'. Actually we're also going to say that if you do buy a ticket and want to thank Gothamist for the heads up, you can do so in the form of an overpriced beer tonight at the show.