In the search for the perfect coat that will fit various sundry items (cellphone; keys; Metrocard; lip balm; camera; iPod; Thompson; Sharpie pens; ), we came across the Micro System Version Three.0 coat by Scotte Vest, which has 40 pockets to fill those needs and more. Some of its features:

40 Hidden Pockets
Improved PAN (for your various wires)
ZIP-PIP
Hidden Epaulets
BadgeGrabber
Can Hold Camelbak®
HangingPockets
DeepPockets
Bottle Holders
CollarConnect
Magnetic Wind Flap
Earbud Pockets
Eyeglass Cleaner
Weight Management System
Secret Pocket
It's like Inspector Gadget's coat for the real world! Now, if we're able to locate all of the things we stash in the jacket, rather than buy a Metrocard or Chapstick for each pocket, we'll be in business.
