In the search for the perfect coat that will fit various sundry items (cellphone; keys; Metrocard; lip balm; camera; iPod; Thompson; Sharpie pens; ), we came across the Micro System Version Three.0 coat by Scotte Vest, which has 40 pockets to fill those needs and more. Some of its features:


• 40 Hidden Pockets
• Improved PAN (for your various wires)
• Hidden Epaulets
• BadgeGrabber™
• Can Hold Camelbak®
• HangingPockets™
• DeepPockets™
• Bottle Holders
• CollarConnect™
• Magnetic Wind Flap
• Earbud Pockets
• Eyeglass Cleaner
• Weight Management System
• Secret Pocket

It's like Inspector Gadget's coat for the real world! Now, if we're able to locate all of the things we stash in the jacket, rather than buy a Metrocard or Chapstick for each pocket, we'll be in business.