It's nearly Valentine's Day, and nothing says romance like the adulterous Don Draper of Mad Men. Enter: Hamm-O-Gram! These people are offering to send you, or the one you love, a Hamm-centric love note for five bucks a pop. They say the Hamm-o-gram is "like a classic telegram, where you send a special someone a transcribed message, usually in letter form. Except this message is always a picture of handsome actor Jon Hamm (with a lil' somethin' extra)."
They wouldn't send us a real example, only the above, noting, "for your own safety, this Hamm-O-Gram has been simulated. Were we to send you a photo of an actual Hamm-O-Gram... you'd dissolve into a sweaty ball of writhing sexual energy, and who can get work done in that state!" TRY US.
While you can most definitely create a Hamm-o-gram yourself (send us one please?), a portion of the $5 you shell out will go to A Caring Hand.