The 24-year-old pop superstar Lady Gaga has been gracing the covers of NYC's tabloids this year—flipping off photographers at baseball games in a very unladylike fashion. Now she's classing things up as September's Vanity Fair cover girl—but forever chasing the shock and awe factor, she's stripped down instead of dressing up.

A preview of the article (which will be on newsstands Wednesday) reveals that Gaga doesn't want you or anyone else anywhere near her magic vagina; she says, “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

We're also told that the Lady will discuss that whole thing that went down at the Yankees game.