As we inch closer to the unwelcome arrival of the hybrid hurricane/winter storm that has been lovingly dubbed FRANKENSTORM, people seem to be getting more and more panicked (don't even try to talk to a weatherman right now). Before the crazy winds start tossing pumpkins all around, everyone can probably use a few laughs to get through the evening. Below, check out some of our favorite tweets, from MTA Chairman Joe Lhota to the one-and-only El Bloombito.
Are we having fun yet?
— Joe Lhota (@JoeLhota) October 28, 2012
Stormwatch2012: a lot of bros walking around Williamsburg in pajama pants and flipflops. Society quickly unraveling.
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) October 28, 2012
BREAKING: Romney urges 53% of Americans in storm path to prepare.
— Peter Feld (@peterfeld) October 28, 2012
BLOWIN SO MUCH WOOD I'M A WHORICANE
— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 28, 2012
I can't wait for the comedy remake, Young Frankenstorm.
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) October 28, 2012
It's time for the return of NYC Hurricane personals. "Zone A resident looking for fun-loving Zone C prepared for any sort of disaster."
— Anne Szustek (@the59thStBridge) October 28, 2012
BREAKING: NYC Mayor Bloomberg says he'll limit #Sandy to 16oz of flooding.
— Barracks O'Bama (@P0TUS) October 28, 2012
BREAKING: KALE SOLD OUT AT FAIRWAY. EVAC NOW! EVAC NOW! #sandy
— Jordana Rothman (@jordanarothman) October 28, 2012
I'd rather be on the line for Trader Joe's in Brooklyn than watching this cruddy game #jets
— Roger Clark (@RogerClark41) October 28, 2012
PANIC IN EAST WILLIAMSBURG GROCERY STORE AS IRONIC STORM PREPARATION TURNS UNIRONIC
— Christopher Price (@topherchris) October 28, 2012
"If you're in a flood zone or low-lying area, I advise you to buy a condo on higher ground or go to your vacation home." - Mayor Bloomberg
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) October 28, 2012
Por favor have tu chauffeur parko tu car awayo from los grande trees.
— Miguel Bloombito (@ElBloombito) October 28, 2012
And here's one from our own Chris Robbins, who—like us all—has been obsessed with Ray Kelly's fashionable black turtlenecks all day:
BREAKING: Q Tarantino replaces Robert Forster's character in "Jackie Brown" w/ Ray Kelly using CGI, "Kelly's got soul" twitter.com/ChristRobbins/…
— Christopher Robbins (@ChristRobbins) October 28, 2012