Blender tries to mix things up further between dueling Mouseketeers turn sex, er, song peddlers Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears: Christina slams Britney in the December issue, basically saying what every other media critic has written ("She seems to me like a lost little girl, someone who desperately needs guidance.") and Britney answers back in the January issue. The AP reports Spears' amazement:
"I can't believe Christina said that about me."
Then she relates a story about seeing Aguilera, her former friend and fellow Mouseketeer, for the first time in two years: "She comes up to me in a club in front of all these people and tries to put her tongue down my throat!
"I say, 'It's good to see you,' and she goes, 'Well, you're not being real with me.' I was like, 'Well, Christina, what's your definition of real? Going up to girls and kissing them after you haven't seen them for two years?'
"A lost girl?" Spears says. "I think it's probably the other way around."
All this probably leads to thousands, if not millions, of men wondering what exactly being real means. Besides that, Gothamist can't wait for the pay per view fight between the two when they are even more desperate for more publicity. In a perfect world, it would be refereed by Pink.