Last night, Piers Morgan's smug little face was a panelist on Real Time With Bill Maher, and another panelist told him to fuck off. There's more to this story, obviously, but the moment was so satisfying it stands on its own. Behold below, and bless you, Australian comic Jim Jefferies. Bless you.

It's SO BEAUTIFUL. Let's watch it again!

Later, Morgan got into a tweet-off with Queen of Twitter and Boy Wizards J.K. Rowling. This tweet-off revealed Morgan has never experienced the pure joy of reading a Harry Potter book. Perhaps this is why he is such a sad, unhappy man.


Rowling is good at words.


RIP Crabbe.

Anyway, here are Piers Morgan's thoughts on La La Land, not that you asked.