Last night, Piers Morgan's smug little face was a panelist on Real Time With Bill Maher, and another panelist told him to fuck off. There's more to this story, obviously, but the moment was so satisfying it stands on its own. Behold below, and bless you, Australian comic Jim Jefferies. Bless you.
It's SO BEAUTIFUL. Let's watch it again!
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 11, 2017
Later, Morgan got into a tweet-off with Queen of Twitter and Boy Wizards J.K. Rowling. This tweet-off revealed Morgan has never experienced the pure joy of reading a Harry Potter book. Perhaps this is why he is such a sad, unhappy man.
Rowling is good at words.
.@piersmorgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
Anyway, here are Piers Morgan's thoughts on La La Land, not that you asked.