Last week, we had some fun diving into the thriving 50 Shades of Grey secondary market—and we spent quite some time flicking through the 2,000+ 50 Shades-related lifestyle items on Etsy. But Regretsy pointed us to what has to be the most brilliant/horrible items we've seen: 50 Shades baby products. Because nothing says "9 months ago my mommy read Fifty Shades Of Grey… and my dad was too lazy to wear a condom" like these baby onesies. Check out more baby products here! What's next? 50 Shades of Grey lunch boxes reading, "Beat Me, Feed Me"?