The NYPD officially launched its body camera pilot program last Friday, and while the goal, of course, is to hold police accountable for their interactions with citizens, it also raises some questions about the Secret Lives of Cops—how many donuts do they eat? How many confused arrestees have they forgotten about in the back of the patrol car? Can I hold your gun?

On the scale of "Funny" to "Die," we rate this video "morbidly amusing." On a scale from "A" to "F," we rate it a B-. On the scale of "horsehair toothbrush" to "Kenny Powers," we rate it "armadillo wearing a diaper." Chuckle with whatever level of gusto you feel is appropriate.