From your mouth to Viacom's ears, J-WOWW (that is, by the way, a ridiculous nickname that a grown woman goes by on MTV's Jersey Shore). She recently had an amazing idea, saying in an interview: "I would love to do a spin off of Jersey Shore in the Hamptons. It would be the New York version of Jersey Shore. I'm really not a Jersey girl. I'm from Long Island. I've always been a Hamptons girl. Next season I would like to represent Long Island and do behind the scenes in the Hamptons nightclubs. The fist pumpers in the Hamptons are more extreme. I feel like me and my friends could bring a more extreme version to MTV."

Fingers crossed! She also says, "The plastic look and guys who are total juiceheads... It's actually much worse in the Hamptons." Can someone confirm?