Oh hey, Pauly D and his hair have landed some sort of Jersey Shore spin-off show, which will also air on MTV. Will it be as good as Sesame Shore? No, it will not.

Meanwhile, Ronnie—the most boring specimen on Jersey Shore (and the competition is stiff!)—says he'll only go cheer on his cast mate Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino during his stint on Dancing With The Stars if they "fly me out and pay for me to go." He did, however, say he'd be happy to text in a vote for him free of charge. Check out the 29-year-old's debut on the show, a performance that landed him in last place along with David Hasselhoff (who ended up getting ousted)—he'll be back tonight for round two.