Huh, what can you say about Derek Jeter releasing a men's fragrance through Avon? And even if your blood runs Bomber blue and white, would you want to smell like Derek Jeter? The scent will be called "Driven," and it's supposed to smell "citrussy and spicy." One selling point, though, is that the proceeds may go to his charity, the Turn 2 Foundation (mission statement: To create and support signature programs and activities that motivate young people to turn away from drugs and alcohol and "TURN 2" healthy lifestyles). However, there are jokes about smelling like a jock strap... and there are jokes about attracting some sexy club skanks... man, so many, so little time.

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