Photo by Jenn Sweeney

So far this year we're doing terribly in the etiquette department. That guy with the phone at the philharmonic, those teenaged seat hogs, and a shocking 42% of you are upstreamers! Well here comes our latest offender: a tiny dog (at least it wasn't an opossum?).

Really, the person at blame here is the dog's owner, a woman who a tipster tells us "refused to give up her dog's seat to anyone on this crowded ass train." This was taken last night on the A train somewhere between Canal and Nostrand... but we have to ask: if puppies have souls, don't they deserve their own subway seats?