Dick Wolf


reported that Law & Order producer/mastermind maven Dick Wolf was injured over the weekend, after being hit by an SUV! While Wolf is doing fine, he had to miss a dinner and issued this statement: "I consider myself extraordinarily lucky to have emerged from a face-to-face confrontation with an SUV (not SVU) with only minor injuries. All I can say to adults is don't jaywalk and teach your children to cross on the green."

Dude. Gothamist jaywalks at least 40% of the time. But if Dick says not to... We hope you feel better soon, Dick!