2005_08_artsofficespace.jpgGothamist fave Sara Schaefer asks the question, "Who amongst you doesn't like to destroy things?" We're talking about office supplies people, and to be more specific...a copy machine.
Well now you have a chance to go all Michael Bolton on one whilst your favorite tune pumps through the speakers and hangs in the air intermingling with your office space angst. So go make a destructive playlist on your iTunes, sit back and ponder: "what is it that makes me worthy of destroying this thing?" Send your submissions to Sara, details below.


At "Sara Schaefer is Obsessed With You", Friday, August 19, a copy machine will die. And one lucky winner will help kill it!

HELP US DESTROY THE S.S.I.O.W.Y. COPY MACHINE!
Why? Because it's huge and doesn't work. Plus, it feels good to destroy something in front of a live audience.

Here's how you enter:
Show us why you deserve to destroy the copy machine!
Submit your funniest, most outrageous true office story, e-mail [schaefersara@earthlink.net], voicemail, powerpoint, fax, object, picture, etc. by Wednesday August 17 at 5 p.m. We will choose finalists who will present their entry on
stage!

The winner will not only aid in obliterating the copy machine, but he or she will also choose the background music to which said copier will be annihilated. No doubt, an opportunity of a lifetime.

We're betting A LOT of interns apply.

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