I'm always looking for new T-shirts, but I'm not willing to go to this length to do it. Of course, reading a 2000 word article about a guy trying to find a T-shirt with the words "Defend Brooklyn" on it doesn't say much for me. [via EverythingNY]

PS- obviously I need one of these shirts.
PPS- why does the name "Elliot Jokelson" seem so familiar? Wasn't he up at Vassar during D.H.'s brief sojourn there in 1994?