This giant, inflatable, 54-foot-tall rubber duckie has been traveling around the world for years, and yet we still haven't seen it in the East River, or the Hudson River, or any body of water in New York. WHAT GIVES RUBBER DUCK YOU TOO GOOD FOR US? The floating sculpture is by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman, and just arrived in Hong Kong’s Victoria Harbour, where it will remain through June 9th. And then, if it's not too busy to visit the greatest city on earth, maybe it can consider coming here? Please?