Even if it's coming from a place of undying amore, Courtney Love should probably refrain from making death threats to her dead husband, considering some conspiracy theorists think she actually pulled the trigger back in 1994. In a recent interview with Vanity Fair, she declared, "If he came back right now I’d have to kill him, for what he did to us. I’d fucking kill him. I’d fuck him, and then I’d kill him." Other things we learn from the interview, which took place inside her West Village rental:

  • On money: “We could never find our money! We had $135,000 in our bank account. They said that if he would go do Lollapalooza he would make $11 million… Do you think Kurt would have killed himself if he had known he had $54 million?”
  • On Kurt: "He tried to kill himself three times! He OD’d at least five times. I was the fucking E.M.S. I was always sticking pins in his balls. I carried around Narcan!”
  • On Frances: “They called her ‘crack baby.’ “There were no drugs in my urine, no drugs in her urine when she was born."

The bits about her daughter are truly heartbreaking; Love shows the interviewer Frances's diary, saying, “I just want you to look at this one page: 'Things That Make Me Smile.' Why am I not on it? Why doesn’t she put ‘watching old movies with my mom’?” All I can feel is how much I love her."

If this is the kind of stuff Love is dishing out for an interview, we can't wait to read her upcoming memoir.