Remember that scene in the documentary Kurt & Courtney where one of her childhood friends reads a list of goals that a teenage Courtney Love supposedly wrote? They included meeting Michael Stipe and getting famous, and they all came true! She has occult power, and now she's using it to get published in the holy of holies for any writer, The New Yorker.

Last night Love attended, without irony, a New Yorkers for Children gala, and told Daily Intel, "It's time for me to go more public. I have to get it together and finish this damn story that The New Yorker, by the way, does not know is coming. They may reject me, I don’t know. But I’m aiming for that. And I want to be published. It’s time—I’m 46." That's 182 in trainwreck years!