Courtney Love winks and the world shudders; Photo: AP

It's so weird, but when Gothamist is charged with illegal possession of painkillers and has to show up in court, we try to look like we're not using them at the time. We run a comb through our hair, maybe wash our face, have a cup of coffee. God, Gothamist has been embarrased of our parents, but poor, poor, poor Frances Bean.

More celebrity legal fun: whatevs on the mug shot of James Brown, who was arrested for domestic abuse...Gothamist is thinking Brown looks like the haggard, older Andre 3000 from the Hey Ya! video.