Bruce Jenner, Conan O'Brien; Photo: NBC

...and we're out $35!

Damn you, Conan O'Brien. Your mock-infomercial last night worked all too well and Gothamist ended up ordering both your 10th Anniversary Special and The Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - when you have Will Ferrell dressed as the hot-pants-ed leprauchan in rubbing against you or Triumph humping other dogs, how can we resist? Damn you for having Bruce Jenner on with you, because he's had so much plastic surgery he gave us nightmares last night. And, most of all, damn you for packaging what will only be hours and hours of fun for whenever Gothamist is feeling down. Your brand of evil is powerful, Conan.

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