The commercialization of Christmas—which now seems to start before Halloween—is nothing even close to new. But the commercialization of SantaCon, that annual celebration of heavy drinking while dressed like the jolly guy from the North Pole? Why, we never! Is nothing sacred anymore?

Beyond trying to co-opt a totally noncommercial event—well, noncommercial besides the part where you pay for your drinks—we find it particularly amusing that Ricky's (where the above poster was spotted) doesn't even bother to call the event by its proper name. However, if you are ready for SantaCon, good news! It is a mere nine days away and we've got our Chanukah Harry outfit all ready to go.