We're in the annoying transitional state between winter and spring right now, which is its own season: WIND SEASON. Even when it feels nice enough to walk around with just a light jacket on, or sit outside at that cafe, it's not. Because wind. Brutal, dress-blowing-up wind. Wind season can break you, as it comes at the end of a long winter that has slowly worn you down. Let Chloe Sevigny help.

In the below video, the actress tells herself she "despiiiiiises Los Angeles. I will never move to LA," adding, "It's just an industry town. So dry, so isolating. It is warm though... NO, NO, I hate driving..." Let Chloe be your Wind Season Spirit Human, and convince you that New York City is the best. Also watch for a cameo by Ginger the bodega cat.