After accepting Chicken of the Sea's offer for a little Tuna 101, Jessica Simpson may get a gig out of it: Chicken of the Sea spokeswoman. Though Chicken of the Sea claims not to have approached her, we're sure brand managers are dreaming of Jessica in the mermaid costume, singing the jingle [WAV file]... Next, as Jessica tries to make more money licensing her name, her face, her ditziness, we imagine Jessica with a buffalo, saying how she realizes now she doesn't eat their wings.
USA Today on Jessica Simpson and how she's really not doing anything to help dispute the myth of the dumb blonde. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Gothamist on Jessica Simpson.