The next time Charlie Sheen pays a lady to come over for a 36-hour bender involving freebasing, booze, 3-minute sex, and various other adult activities, he should maybe try someone a little bit more discreet. In the history of porn stars, none of them have really ever been known to keep their mouths shut. His latest "hired help" was Kacey Jordan, and she's now in New York City talking to the press about the party that landed Sheen in the hospital last week.

According to the NY Post, she says, "You know with the other mistresses out there—like Tiger Woods' mistresses... their stories were all leaked. And the details were made up, or not true. I want to tell it as it is, straight from me and nobody else. I'm not ashamed of it. It was what it was, and I'm just here to tell the story."

Stay tuned for her side on the Howard Stern Show tomorrow morning! Hopefully she'll talk more about how Sheen's teeth keep falling out from too much partying. Currently the actor is trying to "conquer the medical issues" he suffers from in rehab... a.k.a. his party lair.