2006_01_animalprecinct.jpgNatasha Lyonne has become more famous for being a mess than being an actress, what with very public displays of seeming crazy and a dispute with her landlord, Michael Rapaport. But is it too embarrassing when you don't show up for a court appearance on Monday - for threatening to "sexually molest" a neighbor's dog - yet you're seen at Filene's/DSW on Sunday? Someone tipped Gawker about a bedraggled looking Lyonne ("She was wearing dark, oversize diesel clothes, a ‘do rag, and her face was very pale and full of crackne."). Since this is an alleged case of animal abuse, can the prosecution ask the ASPCA to step in and apprehend Lyonne? That would make for an excellent episode of Animal Precinct.