Photo on left via Subway Douchery; Photo on right sent in by a reader (taken on L train last Friday)

Turns out not everyone is on board with the Subway Etiquette rules. Case in point: these two young straphangers keeping things classy underground by holding on to the pole without the use of their hands. Impressive, but, we're pretty sure this is how one contracts pink eye. On that note, which pole would you rather?