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The Hollywood Reporter says that Showtime has ordered a pilot for a show called, Make Me Cool:

[A] squad of hip African Americans helps terminally uncool individuals -- not just Caucasians -- overcome their obstacles.

Though a reality show, this sounds more like a public service, although there actually needs to be a S.W.A.T. team that stops white teenagers from copping too much hip-hop style, like Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait. Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.

Some "hip" African Americans we'd like to help Gothamist over our obstacles: Samuel L. Jackson, Dave Chappelle, and Tracey Reese.