Finally, the dark side of all those seemingly happy Brooklyn couples comes to light. Brooklyn Heights resident and WPIX-TV personality Mark Joyella is also an annoying husband in his spare time! His wife has started a blog centered around the fact, aptly titled My Husband is Annoying (Mark himself is a fan on Facebook). In one post she declares: "My husband likes to talk like a robot. For no good reason, he’ll just bust out the robot voice. It was even in our vows 'I promise to love you—even when you talk like a robot.'” A vow's a vow! She seems to have plenty of stories to regale her readers with, including one about getting a calculator and Five Guys Burgers for her birthday. See, it's not all sunshine and strollers over in Brownstone Brooklyn. [via Brooklyn Heights Blog]