2007_02_arts_barbies.jpgIn one of the most off-base "jokes", this website creates neighborhood Barbies, including: Red Hook Barbie (comes with a GED and Gangsta Ken?!), Lower East Side Barbie (carries a 9MM?!), and Park Slope Barbie (pictured), described as:

"This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Park Slope Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free."

What about the strollers? What about the kindie rockers? Keep up with the times if you're going to spend all that time making poorly crafted photoshop images. [via Lindsayism]