Sick of all our bike lane and fake weed stories? Lower your work productivity even more than just reading this website by wasting more time destroying it. Go to this link, drag the button over to this page, and start shooting. We'll see you in three hours!

This particular "stupid game," (as Times Magazine writer Sam Anderson calls them) is called Kick Ass and comes from Rootof Creations, but apparently a better one is in the works. We'd tell you what Anderson's 600,000 word article is about, but we never got past the first page.

Next stop, Westboro Baptist Church / Chris Brown fanpage!