Does the Double Rainbow Guy have a girlfriend? Because we've got the perfect match for him: Meet the so-called "Empress," who videotaped this glorious rainbow that appeared over NYC after yesterday's dramatic storms. It's a powerful affirmation of nature's majesty, made all the more sublime by The Empress's uplifting narration. "Don't you just want to get a bumper car and ride on that from one end to the other?" she inquires. Why yes, we DO, Empress! Just let us pull on our banana-yellow bell bottoms and grab our bubble machine and sitar.

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