God bless Beavis & Butt-head, the "best TV critics ever," who returned to MTV last night for the first time in 14 years. The mouth-breathing duo sniggered their way through all sorts of modern
masterpieces horrors, including 16 and Pregnant and the Twilight movies with their trademark mixture of stupid-smart awe, but perhaps the best ribbing was reserved for a show so one-dimensional it makes Beavis and Butt-head look like fully-fleshed MENSA members: The Jersey Shore.
Here's a clip of the couch surfers riffing on J-Woww's pizza-making-skills, which she swears she'll pass down to her grandchildren. "Heh, heh. Hey, Grandma J-Woww, where did you get syphillis?" "Yeah, heh, tell us that story again." Pure gold: