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Gothamist cannot stop laughing over this: Mark Burnett and Donald Trump have decided to create another version of the Apprentice - but with Martha Stewart. No joke, you can sign up to be a part of it here - casting call this Friday!

Gothamist hopes part of this Apprentice spin-off will take place at Martha's Bedford estate, while she's serving her house arrest. That would be the most awesome thing ever: "See who can do hospital corners with sheets!" "Who can pick the most eggs?" Empress Wu, one of Martha's Chow Chows, could be an advisor! And if you've got a background in picking stocks, you might have a leg up. Gothamist is unclear if the goal is to be a domestic doyenne or media mogul-turned-jailbird, but, whatever, 15 minutes of fame is worth it to some.