Whoa, meta: the Kardashian sisters, who are already basically plastic, are being turned into actual plastic, courtesy of Mattel. Yes, that's right, Kardashian Barbies will soon exist in this world—hide your kids.
harbinger of doom source tells US Weekly that Kim, et al will be "immortalized" as friends-of-Barbie in an upcoming limited-edition line. "The dolls will reflect the girls' measurements and may even comes in Kardashian-designed outfits," says the source, though we could have sworn that Barbie's only makes dolls with grossly mis-proportioned measurements!
Anyhow, a Mattel rep told The Wrap that "the company does not comment on product rumors," but the awkward Tweets between Barbie and Kim imply that a indeed, the plastic is getting, um, fantastic. No plans have been announced for a Kris Humphries (or Reggie Watts) doll for Barbie Kim to melt down into nothing.