It's not even noon, but the Santas have begun to descend on our fair city, filling our streets with red velvet and whiskey vomit.
We haven't seen anyone give Santa a lap dance on the subway yet—just give it some time!—but EV Grieve spotted the first Santa on 14th Street at 9:02 this morning, and our very own Tien Mao says he saw four Santas ("One not too douche bag looking, three very douche bag looking") before 10:15 this morning.
We're all in this together, guys.
