Start pantomiming setting the date: the Air Sex World Championships are coming to Williamsburg next month. The second year of the festival will come to the Music Hall of Williamsburg on October 9th. And there's still time for you to register to compete.

“Have a costume, have a game plan and commit 100 percent to whatever you’re doing. If you’re having sex with a goat, then I wanna see you stroking its horns. I want that goat to be turned on,” host Chris Trew told Brooklyn Paper. Although not everyone appreciates simulated sex, we went last year and had a great time. Just send an e-mail with your stage name, such as "Mad Climax," "Alan Cumming" or "Otto Assphyxiation," and an MP3 of your song to