Purgatorio, the new multi-level erotic haunted house from the people behind exclusive raunch den The Box, is open for business for just a few more days, disappearing permanently into oblivion after Halloween. We've already shown you the necrophilia promo video, but here's a closer look at some of what your $39.99 will get you. A couple weeks ago we were all set to attend the opening party hosted by Perez Hilton, but at the last minute we couldn't make it up to Times Square. Family emergency. NOT because we were scared... of just about everything in that last sentence.
But Socially Superlative wasn't frightened, and reports that Jude Law was there! And audience members played "Kill the Virgin," a variation on pin the tail on the donkey, but with a naked blonde! We'd expect nothing less from the owners of The Box, where people pay big money to toss rings onto rods poking out of female orifices.