You can't say we didn't warn you. Last night the zombies of Williamsburg once again rose from their eternal rest to wreak havoc, eat brains and drink. So much drinking. And while presumably most of the zombies are still sleeping it off, Gothamist reader Knightmare6 managed to get up early and send in some photographic dispatches from the front lines. Click through and be grateful your delicious, delicious brains are still in your head!
Photos: Zombies Crawl Through Brooklyn
Zombies Invade Brooklyn (Again) This Sunday
Just as nothing says "spring is coming" like the first crocus coming out of the ground, nothing says "summer is coming" like the annual rising of the brain-crazed dead in Brooklyn. Which is to say, the annual Zombie Crawl returns this Sunday!
Gowanus-Based Tinkerer Ready To Defend Against Zombies
The last time professional tinkerer Christopher Hackett was featured in a NY Times story, it was when an confetti gun he invented exploded in his face, an "ordeal ordeal that ultimately involved the emergency room, the Police Department’s bomb squad and 65 days on Rikers Island." Now, he's got our attention for his latest project, a book and television show about "how to survive the apocalypse, in style."
Hardware Store Launches Zombie Preparedness Center
Hey, New York City hardware stores: it's time to take a tip from Westlake Ace Hardware in Lenexa, Kansas—the store has launched a Zombie Preparedness Center, for both the living and the undead. They provide tips on rot prevention and how to delay decay, for the undead amongst us; and for humans, they deliver defensive tools and tips on zombie proofing your home. If you've read Zone One, you know this is something we as New Yorkers need.
Photos: Politics Gets Bloody At Zombiecon 2011
It's been a busy weekend filled with lots of exciting events, with the Occupy Wall Street march on Times Square, the Creators Project in DUMBO, and Comic Con 2011. But there was also room for one of our favorite events yesterday: the seventh annual Zombiecon! Though this year's theme was "A Game of Brains" (influenced by Game Of Thrones ostensibly), the bloody participants struck a decidedly political tone—and ultimately, many of the zombies made their way to Times Square to join up with OWS protesters. Click through to see some highlights.
Hide Your Brains! Zombiecon Returns Tomorrow
Can you not wait until the premiere of The Walking Dead on Sunday? Free finger-filled cupcakes not enough to quench your thirst for brains? Never fear! Tomorrow one of our favorite annual events returns with the seventh annual Zombiecon! This year's theme? "A Game of Brains" so get ready to get wasted with the undead, because a Zombie winter is coming!
Free Food Alert: Bloody Cupcakes By Madison Square
It is gloomy outside, but you know what will cheer you up? Free cupcakes. And thanks to yet another TV show looking for free advertising (hi there AMC!) such cupcakes can easily be yours today between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. at the corner of 26th Street and Madison Avenue. Well, as long as you don't mind a little bloody finger in your red velvet cupcakes.
High School Athletic Director Comes Back From Dead To Allegedly Slap Security Guard
Marshall Tames, a 67-year-old Athletic Director at Erasmus Hall High School in Brooklyn, was arrested and charged with assault last week for allegedly slapping a female security guard when she didn't let him pass a checkpoint at the school quickly enough. According to witnesses, Tames demanded that the guard let him through a metal detector, but when she instructed him to wait, Tames grew angry and slapped her.
Zombies Attack Williamsburg!
The weather yesterday was perfect... for eating brains! As the Memorial Day Eve sun drifted down over Williamsburg the undead took to the streets to groan unintelligibly, laugh maniacally, enjoy zombie-themed drink specials, play reindeer zombie games in McCarren Park, shoot a scene for Punk Rock Holocaust 3 and scare the bejesus out of passersby. All-in-all a nice way to spend a Sunday evening!
Memorial Day Eve Zombie Crawl Today In Brooklyn!
Looking for a fun, bloody way to celebrate Memorial Day, but annoyed at how medium well your friend's BBQ was last year? Fear not: later today there is the 4th annual Springtime NYC Zombie Crawl in Williamsburg. And what better way to ring in the summer than with a night of undead dancing!
Apocalypse Soon Enough: Rapturists, Zombies And Looting, Oh My!
We're now less than 54 hours away from Doomsday 2011: Get Judged Or Get Out! You've heard the prophecy of Family Radio preacher Harold Camping, you've seen the billboards and the caravans across town heralding the end of the world come May 21st—but have you actually started preparing for the Rapture?
"Zombie Enthusiast" Caught In Port Authority With Weapons Arsenal
Just because we host bar crawls and festivals in their honor doesn't mean that NYC is some sort of Mecca for brain-starved zombies seeking asylum. But one self-described "zombie enthusiast" obviously was convinced that this was the case, since he was arrested this week at Port Authority carrying a mini arsenal of anti-zombie weapons on him. Did someone take The Zombie Combat Manual a bit too literally?
Yes Virginia, You Can Still Get Buried in Manhattan
This morning EV Grieve posted a mysterious photograph of a large hole in the middle of the New York City Marble Cemetery on East Second Street. He rightfully wondered what was going on there—maintenance? A new bar? Shake Shack?—so we figured we'd call and find out. The answer? Dog bites man There will soon be a burial there. But there is another hole in the other New York Marble Cemetery in the East Village (the one down the block off Second Avenue without the gravestones) that has an actually interesting story to it.
Zombie Crawl Gets Halloween Started Early
We're sure you've been sitting at your desks for the past few months, wondering what happened to our hard-hitting zombie coverage. Well, to be honest, the city's undead were getting a bit lazy, but late-October Halloween madness seems to have taken hold, and the creatures are back on the streets. Yesterday, the zombie hoards gathered at Beauty Bar to kick off their Halloween Zombie Crawl. First they made their way to Union Square to briefly participate in a canned food drive at Whole Foods, then staggered back to the bar for the 5th Annual Zombie Beauty Pageant with Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Zombiecon 2010: "Repeal The Death Tax!" "In Brains We Trust"
Yesterday, a contingent of the undead wandered around Manhattan, searching for fresh brains and taking up midterm election issues. And because New Yorkers will grab any opportunity to dress up, yesterday's sixth annual all-day Zombiecon was a cornucopia of fake blood, disembodied brains, and paler-than-normal skin. This year's
Zombies Now Taking Over Art Galleries
Now that zombies have infiltrated the streets of Brooklyn (and influenced the borough's reading habits), they're getting a little more highbrow. Starting today, MF Gallery is showcasing "Zombies Attack Brooklyn," all new Zombie art from artists like Dave Brockie, Johnny Crap, and Dennis Dread.
Zombie Pub Crawl Rings in Summer
Rising under the threat of "When there is no more booze in hell, the dead will walk the earth," hundreds of zombies rose from the grave in Williamsburg to drink, play and dance. They met around 5 p.m. on Saturday for a pub crawl down Bedford Avenue, ending up in McCarren park for zombie football with "Play Dead" author Ryan Brown. Everyone then headed to Knitting Factory Brooklyn for a night of undead dancing.
Zombies Invade Park Slope! (Photos)
Last night the Park Slope Barnes & Noble was overrun with zombies! The bookstore held a signing for Roger Ma's and Y.N. Heller's "Zombie Combat Manual," which featured a live combat demonstration and a "zombifying" makeup artist. However, many attendees brought their own makeup and costumes, turning the Cookbook section of the Barnes & Noble basement into a B-movie horror scene. Ma said he wrote the book for everyone who goes to Lowe's and "looks at shovels as possible weapons against the undead," and after a brief reading he brought out his zombie dummy "Bob" to demonstrate the "Straicirs Technique" of circling the enemy and striking from the side. Attendants got a chance to try the technique with a variety of weapons.
Roger Ma, Zombie Fighter
Brooklyn is a dangerous place. There are muggings, exploding manholes, and if you're not careful, zombies. And for those of us who have no idea how to defend ourselves in the increasingly inevitable zombie apocalypse, Roger Ma is here. Taking the sage advice "In times of peace, prepare for war," the Brooklyn native has assembled a handy guide, The Zombie Combat Manual, for any lay person wondering what the best short-range weapon would be most effective in hand-to-zombie combat. It includes a full conditioning manual, guides to different weapons, and even witness reports detailing zombie attacks and battles. The book is mostly a gag, but is surprisingly powerful, with stories of life on the front line that parallel any other wartime narrative. Ma talked to us about the impending zombie threat and his favorite bagel place. Hopefully never the twain shall meet.
Zombies In Our Midst Again
Last week, the zombies were out in full force for the opening of the Woody Harrelson zombie movie Zombieland. Apparently they didn't get enough, because they were in Union Square for another Zombie Crawl—obviously they are practicing for Halloween or just want to get some more mileage out of their costumes.
Zombies Flock to Times Square
With the month in which we celebrate All Hallows Eve upon us, a bunch of New Yorkers got a head start on ringing in the arrival of October by making themselves up as zombies and descending upon the center of the city. The Zombie Walk was a promotional event sponsored by the new movie , the film that was apparently so intense to shoot that Woody Harrelson got a TMZ photographer confused with one of the zombies he had fought after it had wrapped.
Did Zombies Send TMZ for Harrelson's Pot-Infused Brain?
Woody Harrelson says that he had some unsavory characters on the brain when getting into an altercation with a TMZ photographer at a local airport earlier this week—zombies. The cameraman is accusing Harrelson of breaking his equipment and hitting him after he was following the actor and his daughter out of a terminal at La Guardia. Harrelson released a statement about the incident saying, "I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie." CNN points out that in the film, Harrelson plays "the most frightened person on Earth" looking for refuge from zombies. A Port Authority spokesman said, "We're looking into this allegation and if it's warranted, we'll turn it over to the proper authorities." Harrelson is a longtime advocate for the legalization of marijuana.
Sunday Afternoon Zombie Crawl
No need to wear your Sunday best (or even comb your hair) today, just roll out of bed and channel your inner-Zombie. Starting at 4 p.m. the NYC Zombie Crawl will take over Williamsburg:
What better way to scare all those McCarren Park sun-bathers (who will still be in tight black jeans) then by dressing up like a zombie in the middle of spring, imbibing some mid-day booze, and tromping through the neighborhood.more ›

