If you were a priest who pleaded guilty to stealing over $80,000 in church funds to fund plastic surgery and Botox procedures, it makes that you'd also crash your car into a tree with "vodka mixed with pineapple-flavored Fanta soda in a 20-ounce bottle stashed between" your legs. Wiliam Blasingame, 68, allegedly told the cops who found in at Vanderbilt Avenue and Tompkins Avenue on Staten Island, "I dropped my buddy off at rehab and he had some vodka left. Honestly, I didn’t even have that much." The Post says the former minister also "allegedly had booze on his breath, slurred speech, watery eyes and slow motor skills." more ›

After news broke that Staten Island priest Rev. William Blasingame was accused of stealing $80,000 from his parish to fund his plastic surgery, Botox injections, prescription drugs, club memberships, and clothes, other accounts of his apparently unpriestly behavior have emerged. The Staten Island Advance rolls with this punch, "Days before a Staten Island priest was charged with stealing from his church, he pressured an 88-year-old partially blind and deaf woman into returning his former dog, which she had come to depend upon." more ›