Adorable Icelandic siren Bjork appeared on Stephen Colbert last night in anticipation of her 10-date NYC residency. The two discussed a bit about time travel, the interactive iPad component of her recent album Biophilia ("Why sully music with something as ugly as science?"), and her belief in (and respect for) the elves. Somehow despite her hyperspatial-Euclidean fizziness, Colbert didn't once mention the red brillo beehive-like wig elephant in the room. Below, check out the interview as well as an iPad-aided performance of "Cosmogony."
Video: Bjork And Her Hair Perform On Colbert
George Costanza's Mysterious Hair Growth Explained!
George Costanza's inexplicable betrayal of the bald community has been explained! After photos of his new hair popped up in a hard-hitting TMZ report over the weekend, actor Jason Alexander found himself in the center of a flurry of media attention. Now, Alexander has written the single longest Twitter message we've ever seen in order to clear up this whole mystery today. And the shrubbery now appearing on his head is...a semi-permanent hairpiece (see the whole explanation below).
Cabbies Helped Bust Wig-Wearing Bank Robber
Bank robber Robert Krieg and his 32-year-old accomplice John Gregg rode in cabs to some of the banks they held up, and had drivers run the meter while they made off with the money. Taking cabs allowed them to get around town fast and made for a quick getaway but, at least for Krieg, it ultimately led to arrest after a cabbie commandeered his ID and described him to the cops.
Wig-Wearing Bank Robber Snagged at Penn Station
Yesterday morning cops cuffed a serial thief who’s suspected in seven bank robberies—two committed just minutes before his arrest. Most amazing was that a policeman recognized Robert Krieg—who was calmly sipping coffee when he was confronted—despite the blonde wig he wore during his stick-ups (most of the papers skirt the question of the wig, but it seems as though he wasn’t wearing it when he was nabbed at Penn Station). "He fit the description," said sharp-eyed Captain Edward Winski.
Escaped Prisoner Was Caught Suited Up For Some Serious Chicanery
When career criminal and escape artist Ronald Tackman was able to walk out of a Manhattan courthouse Wednesday simply because he was wearing a nice suit, there must have been some part of him that wondered, "That's it?" For when Tackman was eventually picked up Washington Heights, police discovered on him an arsenal that rivaled a Carrot Top starter kit: a fake passport, wigs, phony beards, and four gun-shaped cigarette lighters. Does he do accents as well?

