An obscure, recently arrested, former television actor named George Clooney is getting ready to launch a line of tequila with Rande Gerber, the husband of a similarly unfamous woman named Cindy Crawford. And who knows, those crazy kids just might make this happen. Worked for Dan Ackroyd, didn't it?
George Clooney's Next Role? Tequila Baron
The Bodyguard Is Now A British Musical, Featuring Every Whitney Hit
England, the place that brought us Andrew Lloyd Weber, Ghost The Musical and the straight play of The Graduate (to name just a few of its, uh, gifts) is at it again. Just in time for Whitney-mania, some clever producers are ramping up production of a musical version of The Bodyguard and, as Michael Musto notes, the whole thing is going to be a Whitney Houston jukebox musical. So you can bet your bottom dollar it is going to come to the Great White Way soon enough.
Cops Find Hidden Knife on Passenger, Let Him Fly Anyway
It's all the rage to overanalyze every single thing that has to do with traveling via airplanes, so it's a bit surprising to learn that New Jersey authorities let a man board a flight after they discovered a hidden knife in one of his bags.
Have the Carpet Match the Drapes
Seen on a NYC subway: An ad for pubic hair dye. Yes, possibly next to Dr. Zizmor and Con Ed "On It" ads are some for Betty Beauty, which explains it's "Boldly going where no color has gone before." CityRoom asked the MTA if the ads needed to be vetted first, but apparently they were fine. The company was founded by Nancy Jarecki (who co-founded Moviefone with her husband Andrew, who directed 'Capturing the Friedmans' and wrote the theme music to 'Felicity'!). As for the question on some of your minds, she said in a 2006 Radar interview, "It doesn't come off if you engage in any sort of physical activity. So, go for it."

