Will the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits come back in four years? Game Change authors John Heilemann and Mark "Obama is a dick" Halperin were on Morning Joe this morning predicting that Secretary of State is interested in running for President again.
Hillary Clinton 2016: Pundit Put Likelihood At 99.4%
Bloomberg: "I Did Not Kiss President Obama"
So what exactly do President Obama and Mayor Bloomberg do at a secret lunch together at the White House? Well, Hizzoner assures us all, they don't make out. Though that would be interesting! If those two crazy kids got together we could call them Obloomba...
What Do Obama And Bloomberg Talk About Over Lunch?
Oh, to be a fly in that soup! Turns out that last month the leader of the free world and the leader of the five boroughs sat down for a cozy, "long private lunch at the White House" that just happened to be absent from both politicians public schedules. Details about the meeting are obviously slim, but thanks to The Times we do know that at some point President Obama asked Mayor Bloomberg something along the lines of "what are you interested in doing next?"
Columbia Undergrads Really Envious Of Barnard's Obama Visit
You know what will make Columbia University undergraduates more insane than rumors about Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadenijad being invited to speak on campus? The confirmation that President Barack Obama, Columbia College Class of 1983, will speak at Barnard College's commencement. Here's a sample comment from Columbia's student newspaper: "What a dbag. Romney 2012."
White House Drug War Program Gave Millions To NYPD For Muslim Surveillance
Since 2001 the administrations of George W. Bush and Barack Obama have pumped $135 million into the NY/NJ region under the High Intensity Drug Trafficking Area program, a portion of which went into the NYPD's controversial surveillance program targeting Muslims in the Northeast. According to the AP, it's unclear how much of that money went towards surveillance "because the program has little oversight," but cars used by the department's plainclothes officers in keeping tabs on Muslim communities were paid for with federal money, as were the computers used to compile the reports for Commissioner Kelly.
White House To Offer Contraception Compromise To Religious Groups
Now that the economy is like totally fixed, it's back to the culture war! Yesterday, Archbishop Timothy Dolan, who leads the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, said he felt betrayed by President Obama's decision to require religious organizations to offer woman birth control without charging them through their insurance. Now the White House is prepared to announce some sort of "accommodation."
Archbishop Dolan Basically Says Obama Is A Lying Liar
Now that the Obama Administration has signaled it will reconsider the requirement to make insurance plans offered by Catholic universities and charities provide women with birth control without charging them, Archbishop Timothy Dolan is happy... for now. He told the Daily News, "I would welcome the fact of the government saying we’re willing to rethink this... The federal government should do what it has traditionally done since 1776 and keep its hand out of the internal workings of the church."
White House Overrules FDA To Keep Restrictions On Plan B
Today, the Food and Drug Administration decided to make Plan B, the morning-after contraceptive, available to everyone and lift the requirement that those under 17 years of age need a prescription. However, Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius rejected the decision, which means access is still restricted. Sebelius's statement says, "The science has confirmed the drug to be safe and effective with appropriate use. However, the switch from prescription to over the counter for this product requires that we have enough evidence to show that those who use this medicine can understand the label and use the product appropriately. I do not believe that [Plan B maker] Teva’s application met that standard. The label comprehension and actual use studies did not contain data for all ages for which this product would be available for use."
Extra, Extra: New Jersey Declares Snow-Related State of Emergency
The White House is giving out "dried fruit" for Halloween, Brittany Spears is being Brittany Spears and people actually watched last night's World Series game. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here.
Government Death Panels ARE Real, But Only One American Killed So Far
The U.S. may not have those "death panels" that Sarah Palin once famously warned about, but we do apparently have a secret panel in charge of making a "kill or capture" list for the executive branch. Reuters is reporting that the panel, a subset of the White House's National Security Council, doesn't have a public record, any laws establishing its existence or guiding rules, and the White House is declining to talk about it. So maybe Ron Paul is onto something?
Update: "Specific, Credible" Threat To NYC, DC For 9/11 Anniversary
CNN reports that the White House and legislators have been briefed on a "specific, credible but unconfirmed threat" to NYC and Washington D.C. The threat is said to involve car bombs of some sort, but details are sketchy right now. However, the legislators were told that officials are "strongly concerned" and "are not taking anything for granted."
Bachmann Wins, Pawlenty Quits, And Texas Gov. Rick Perry Says "Howdy"
Just in time for President Obama's lowest approval rating since taking office (39 percent according to Gallup) the Republican presidential race is beginning to heat up! And by "heat up" we mean "crowd the field with über-conservative candidates that think evolution has 'never been proven' and who believe states can just secede from the Union."
Gay Marriage Hero Cuomo Not Thinking About 2016, But Sorta Is
After managing to shepherd the marriage equality bill through the Legislature and getting it passed, Governor Andrew Cuomo was victorious after his political maneuvering paid off. Which means a new kind of maneuvering must begin: What to do for Act II. And, of course, talk has turned to running for president in 2016.
Video: Jon Stewart Debates Common, Fox News' "Selective Outrage Machine" With Bill O'Reilly
The right wing furor over the White House's invitation to rapper Common to perform last week got the Jon Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly treatment, as O'Reilly invited the Daily Show host onto his Fox News program to discuss the issue. Stewart offered his thoughts, as well as his "mad love" for O'Reilly.
Photo Shows Osama Bin Laden's "Brains Coming Out" Of Eye Socket, Says Senator Inhofe
Senator James Inhofe (R-Oklahoma) has seen the photographs of Osama bin Laden's corpse after U.S. Special Forces raided the Al Qaeda leader's Pakistan hideaway-in-plain-sight and killed him. And Inhofe says they are "grotesque," describing, "Either a bullet, the significant bullet, went through the ear and out the eye socket, or vice versa," and he's generous enough to want everyone else to see dead Bin Laden photographs, too!
Bieber-Inspired 9/11 Victim's Daughter Inspired President Obama
This week when President Obama visited Ground Zero, he met with 14-year-old Payton Wall; Wall had written a letter to the President about her father, who was killed on 9/11, and how she had been inspired to share her story by our favorite cyborg Christian pop star, Justin Bieber. And this morning, the President related her moving story while speaking to troops at Fort Campbell. By the transitive properties of inspirational stories, does that mean that President Obama is now a Belieber?
Osama bin Laden Files Reveal Al Qaeda May Be Planning 9/11 Anniversary Attack
Among the juiciest details released after the successful US operation to kill Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden last weekend was the mention that the military took hard drives from the compound—"10 hard drives, 5 computers and more than 100 storage devices which includes discs, DVDs and thumb drives." Investigators have been poring through those files, and have now revealed that Al Qaeda had been considering attacking the US rail system on the 10th anniversary of 9/11.
Even Al Qaeda Acknowledges Osama bin Laden Is Dead
Five days after President Obama announced that US forces in Pakistan had successfully located and killed Osama bin Laden, Al Qaeda confirmed the death of their leader this morning. They posted a statement on jihadist forums today, which was translated by US monitoring group SITE Intelligence, vowing to avenge his death: "We call upon our Muslim people in Pakistan, on whose land Sheikh Osama was killed, to rise up and revolt to cleanse this shame that has been attached to them by a clique of traitors and thieves who sold everything to the enemies...a curse that chases the Americans and their agents, and goes after them inside and outside their countries."
White House Won't Release Dead Osama Bin Laden Photo
Well, guess Leon Panetta was wrong: yesterday, there was chatter that the release of photos of a deceased Osama bin Laden was imminent, and CIA director Panetta added to it when he said, "I don't think there was any question that ultimately a photograph would be presented to the public." However, President Obama announced today that he has decided not to release photos of bin Laden's body. "That's not who we are. We don't trot this stuff out as trophies. We don't need to spike the football," he said during a 60 Minutes interview.
Obama Signs 9/11 Health & Compensation Bill In Hawaii
Yesterday, President Obama signed the James Zadroga 9/11 Health and Compensation Act into law, ensuring that first responders to the September 11, 2001 attacks at the World Trade Center would receive $1.5 billion in health benefits and $2.7 billion in compensation. Obama, who signed the bill from his vacation home in Hawaii, said in a statement that it was an honor to sign the bill, "We will never forget the selfless courage demonstrated by the firefighters, police officers and first responders who risked their lives to save others. I believe this is a critical step for those who continue to bear the physical scars of those attacks."
Obama Gets 12 Stitches After Basketball Game Injury
President Obama really loves playing basketball, but did his fellow players miss the memo about not injuring the Commander-in-Chief? CNN reports, "President Barack Obama received 12 stitches Friday after being inadvertently hit with an opposing player's elbow in the lip while playing basketball with friends and family, according to White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. The stitches were administered by the White House Medical Unit."
North Korea Fires At South Korea, Killing Two Soldiers
Two days after reports that North Korea showed an enormous, sophisticated new plant used to enrich uranium to an American scientist, the isolated country fired around 100 rounds of artillery (some reports say 200) at the South Korean island of Yeonpyeong in the Yellow Sea, killing two South Korean marines, according to South Korean media. South Korea fired back and its military is in "crisis mode."
Bloomberg-White House Speculation Continues
It's the Friday before Labor Day, so here's another story wondering what's up with Mayor Bloomberg's many meetings with White House officials. Basically, it's anyone's guess, but one Bloomberg aide told the Daily News it'd be unlikely that the billionaire would want to be a Treasury official, "Would you want to give up being mayor so you could sit in your office and have Rahm Emanuel's assistant tell you not to say something?"
Elaine Stritch Botches Song, Asks Obama Out for Drink
We adore acerbic Broadway veteran Elaine Stritch, so you can imagine our surprise last night when the 85-year-old star was the top trending Twitter topic in NYC. (If you don't use Twitter, this means a lot of people were buzzing about her.) That's because Stritch, along with Nathan Lane, was performing at the White House for a PBS "salute to Broadway." Stritch has won fans with roles in everything from Albee to Beckett to Sondheim, but last night she reportedly got into a train wreck during her rendition of "I'm Still Here" from from Sondheim's Follies. According to the message board All That Chat, this involved:
Will Fox News Snag Helen Thomas's Coveted Seat?
Now that longtime White House reporter Helen Thomas has retired (NY Post headline: W.H. crone resigns), there is intense jockeying going on among members of the White House Correspondents' Association over who will get Thomas's coveted, front-row center seat, famous for its ample leg room and proximity to the press secretary. Fox News and Bloomberg News are battling for the chair, and it's unclear how these kids will resolve the dispute without any adult intervention. The fight is further complicated because of rumors that Thomas called "savesies" after her last visit to the press room—unless she taps a door knob three times while hopping on one foot, the chair is still legally hers.
State Dinner Crashers Stopped Near White House
Amazing: Last night, the fameballing couple who crashed the first Obama state dinner were stopped by the Secret Service last night in the vicinity of the White House, where the Obamas' second state dinner was being held. Michaele and Tarez Salahi's limo driver ran a red light and then entered a restricted area. ABC News reports the vehicle was stopped and the driver and occupants were questioned: "A source familiar with the situation says Michaele Salahi was wearing a white mink coat, while Tareq Salahi was in a suit." Still, a DCist commenter imagines that Michaele, who wore a sari to the first state dinner, "was in a Lucha libre outfit, with mask, tights, boots, and cape worn by Jack Black in Nacho Libre."
Pols, Stars and Jets Players Attend White House State Dinner
Last night, President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama held their second White House State Dinner, this time welcoming Mexican President Felipe Calderon and his wife Margarita Zavala. After their first State Dinner for India's prime minister was crashed by aspiring reality stars (prompting Secret Service members to be put on leave), security was tight this go around. The AP reports, "At least one woman was turned away for lack of proper ID. Kathryne Mudge said her husband, Arturo Valenzuela, an assistant secretary of state, was supposed to bring the necessary identification. 'My husband is the absent-minded professor,' Mudge said."
White House, NY Pols Love Arguing About Anti-Terror Funds
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano fired back at accusations that the White House was shortchanging NYC area counter-terrorism funding, telling Rep. Peter King (R-Long Island) in a letter that the NY Times happened to obtain, "We are concerned. that more than $275 million in federal funding for New York City’s port and transit security since 2006 has not yet been drawn down."
White House: NYC's Homeland Security Funding Increased
The White House wants New Yorkers—like Rep. Peter King and Senator Charles Schumer—to stop freaking out over funding to counterterrorism programs being cut. Because the White House says NYC's funds actually increased... thanks to stimulus money (and no thanks to the Bush Administration).
White House Slashes Anti-Terror Funding To NYC
Why does President Obama hate us so much? And by us, we mean those who live, work and/or visit the city where a car bomb was allegedly placed by a man with ties to the Pakistani Taliban. WCBS 2 reports that the White House has cut funding for counterterrorism in NYC "by $42 million - 27 percent - and for port security by $11.2 million, or 25 percent." Rep. Peter King (R-NY), the ranking member of the House Homeland Security Committee, was shocked, "This is definitely a slap in the face to New York." And maybe Mayor Bloomberg—guess his visit to DC last week didn't make much of an impression.

