Here's one baby with a lot of baggage: Jordan Zane Weiner was born to former Congressman Anthony Weiner and his wife Huma Abedin yesterday. The Post reports that the baby was born "10 days before the New Year’s Eve due date" and he "checked in at just over 7 pounds, a source said."
Anthony Weiner's Wee Weiner: Disgraced Ex-Rep And Wife Welcome Baby Jordan
Weinergate Is BACK: Weiner Sext Partner's New Book Will Not Make Huma Happy
Maybe that gay Anthony Weiner sploof wasn't so ill-timed? Because just when you thought it was safe to ignore Anthony Weiner again—BAM!—one of his old sexting mistresses has decided to write a book, evocatively titled I Freinded [sic] You. Beyond offering Georgia teacher Traci Nobles a chance to let out her side of the story while simultaneously embarrassing Weiner and his wife Huma Abedin (not to mention her family) the book gives us all a chance to settle in with some good old fashioned sext poetry. For instance! "Omg. I didn't think I could get any harder. That is a perfect pussy. I'm not used to such a perfect pussy. Baby you're beautiful."
Want To Be Anthony Weiner For Halloween? Ricky's Gotcha "Covered"
Make one man's agonizing career implosion your hilAAAARiously topical Halloween costume with this mask and boxer shorts combo from Ricky's costume superstore! When you ring the doorbell dressed like Anthony Weiner, your sack is sure to spill over with treats. Swing by a party later, and watch everyone go nuts over your doggone costume choice. You'll have a ball—just make sure there aren't any die-hard Weiner fans at the party; they could get a little testy.
Weiner Sells Sexy Forest Hills Sexting Apartment
Former Congressman Anthony Weiner has been keeping a low profile after his no-sex sex scandal—he maybe left a bad tip and buys crappy flowers—but he has one less thing to worry about: He sold the two-bedroom Forest Hills apartment he shares with his wife, State Department staffer Huma Abedin. Of course, this is the apartment where he posed for a few self-portraits so whoever buys it next will probably have to burn bushels of sage for cleansing.
Even Al Qaeda Is Making Fun Of Anthony Weiner
Heh, just when everyone had momentarily forgotten about Anthony Weiner's spectacular, phallic-fueled flameout, along come the terrorists to kick him when he's down. The summer issue of the Al Qaeda magazine "Inspire" (check it out here if your issue hasn't arrived yet) devotes a full-page "parody" of Weiner's woes, calling him "an angry Weiner head." How do you say tee-hee in Arabic?
Bob Turner Will Try For Anthony Weiner's Seat, Again
Republican Bob Turner, who got 40 percent of the vote in the last election, is making a second stab at Anthony Weiner's old seat. He will be representing the Republican party against democratic rival, Assemblyman David Weprin, in a special election on September 13.
David Weprin Is The First Nominee Up For Weiner's Seat
Since Anthony Weiner resigned there has been much murmuring about who would take his probably lame-duck Ninth District seat come the special election on September 13. And today we are a little closer to the answer. The Democratic nominee for the seat will be...Assemblyman David Weprin, brother of City Council Member Mark Weprin and son of the late former State Assembly Speaker Saul Weprin.
Weiner Will Head To "Rehab" While His Wife Huma Hides
Though it feels like more, it has been two weeks since Anthony Weiner resigned from Congress over his sextra-curricular habits and the Post just won't leave the man alone. And we just can't look away. Since leaving office Weiner has bought cheap flowers for his wife, took her out to dinner where he allegedly left a bad tip and tried to ingratiate himself into the decision of who his successor will be. And now the paper reports that not only is Weiner finally going to go to that rehab (for sexting?) he'd talked about before, his pregnant wife, Huma Abedin, is taking a break from work.
Weiner Dines With Wife In Manhattan, Allegedly Leaves Bad Tip
Nearly unrecognizable with his clothes on, former Congressman Anthony "Crotch Shot" Weiner was spotted in Manhattan yesterday with wife Huma Abedin. The couple had brunch at La Bottega in Chelsea—a waiter told the Daily News, "No one was really positive that it was him, but then we saw the name on the credit card and we were like, 'Wow, it's really him." And the waiter revealed Weiner seemed "really tense" and left a bad tip.
Weiner Bouquet: Terrible Political Husband Buys Crappy Flowers
What could make disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner's week suck even more after formally resigning from the House of Representatives? Having Rupert Murdoch's iPad-only publication, The Daily, follow him as he buys $22.97 worth of flowers from a bodega in Queens, "Looking casual in a chambray button-down and jeans — maybe we’ll see an unemployment beard to match his dressed-down duds soon? — the overexposed Democratic pol passed over the long-stemmed red roses and jaunty yellow sunflowers in favor of three bundles of carnations in red, white and blue." Yeah, carnations!
Weiner Submits Formal Resignation Letter: "It Has Been An Honor"
Anthony Weiner submitted his resignation letter to House Speaker John Boehner and Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi today, five days after resigning during a weird press conference in Brooklyn. He wrote, "I hereby resign as a member of the House of Representatives for New York's Ninth Congressional District, effective at midnight, Tuesday, June 21, 2011. It's been an honor to serve the people of Queens and Brooklyn."
From The Mailbag: Wiener, Budding Models And...Mom? Is That You?
We receive a lot of e-mail. Most of these missives are carefully read, discussed at length among the editors, and courteously replied to in a timely fashion—except for the ones that are so bizarre and irrelevant that we're simply afraid to engage the sender. Instead, we'll share them with you. Behold, the eccentric underbelly of the Gothamist inbox:
Inner Circle Inadvertantly Predicted Weinergate
At the Inner Circle's annual charity-and-laughs dinner in March, Mayor Bloomberg was the toast of the night, donning tights to swing in as "Spider-Mike" and starring in an Abba-influenced skit. But maybe we were paying a little too much attention to Hizzoner, and not enough to the opening remarks, which included a visual joke about Anthony Weiner following in former Rep. Chris Lee's naked photo footsteps. Has someone been smoking the vapors of Delphi?
Weiner's Women: Wife "Feels Trapped In Marriage," Sext Partner Doesn't Regret Their Chats
The one player in former Congressman Anthony Weiner's downfall that everyone wants to hear from is his pregnant wife, Huma Abedin. But she has not been seen at any public appearances with Weiner—not at his Twitter crotch shot confession nor at his resignation, though she was spotted with him at a grocery store. Now, the Post reports she "feels hopelessly trapped in her marriage to the disgraced pol, whose online antics have completely disgusted her once-supportive family," according to a source. (The Post's sub-headline: "Huma feels cornered carrying Weiner bun.")
Last Year's Sexting Star Jenn Sterger Weighs In On Weiner
Last year's sexting victim Jenn Sterger weighed in on Anthony Weiner's sexting problems: "Weiner in general is overplayed, in every sense and phrase of the word."
Fake Twitter Users Tried To Bring Down Anthony Weiner
If there's one person who "won" Weinergate, it was conservative reporter Andrew Breitbart, who was proven to have been right about his allegations regarding Anthony Weiner's sextual exploits. Not that it was always easy for him: before Weiner's announcement, he was accused of perpetrating a giant hoax, and after, he was criticized for pulling a Kanye during Weiner's initial press conference. But it seems Breitbart's instincts were generally right-on during the saga: it turns out there were a number of people who created fake Twitter accounts in order to gather more damning info on Weiner, which Brietbart refused to publish.
Weiner Wooed By Hustler, Entourage; Soothed By Spitzer, Obama
So now that Anthony Weiner has cast off the shackles of public office, and the tug-of-war for control of his old district has begun, what will the former Congressman do next? He may not be speaking at Brooklyn Technical High School graduation tonight, but he has already gotten a couple of tantalizing job offers: Entourage creator Doug Ellin has asked Weiner to cameo as himself on the final season of the HBO show. And Hustler impresario Larry Flynt very sincerely offered Weiner a high-paid position in the Internet group of Flynt Management Group. Just like he did with Carl Paladino!
Let The Jockeying For Weiner's Lame-Duck Seat BEGIN!
Anthony Weiner is off to the Hamptons, so now the question becomes: "How do you solve a problem like the 9th District?" An especially tricky question since the seat is looking increasingly like a lame-duck spot that will get redistricted out of existence. If you are Rudy Giuliani you apparently think the seat is a natural fit for the young bicycle-unfriendly Queens councilman Eric Ulrich. But there are a whole lot of other names being bandied about already, including former councilwoman Melida Katz, Assemblyman Rory Lancman, Councilman Mark S. Weprin and Bob Turner, who tried to unseat Weiner in the last election. Also? At least one person is calling for Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin, to make a go for it.
Huma Told Weiner To Pack It In, Couple Finally Seen Together In Supermarket
Noticeably absent from the Anthony Weiner resignation press conference/circus yesterday was his pregnant wife Huma Abedin, who is reportedly "beyond numb - frozen and angry," a source tells the Daily News. As Weiner was heckled by Howard Stern's sidekick Benjy ("Goodbye, perv!" and "Are you seven inches?" were among his taunts before he was escorted out), the disgraced politician stood alone onstage. As the Post's Andrea Peyser notes, "There were no porn stars, strippers, or high-school-age groupies on hand to cushion his fall. His parents were no-shows, as was his brother. Mentor Chuck Schumer was too busy." And his wife remains out of the public eye, though sources say she told her husband to quit.
With Weiner Withdrawn, Time To Pick The Best Weiner Tabloid Covers!
Anthony Weiner withdrew from Congress today, but the sexless Weinergate scandal isn't quite petered out. Andrew Cuomo still needs to set a special election to replace the randy Representative, police just finished investigating a—wait for it—a suspicious package at Weiner's DC office (turned out to be nothing) and the Post, clearly sad to have to tuck their dick jokes back in, is letting its readers vote on their best Weiner covers.
Anthony Weiner Resigns
Representative Anthony Weiner, whose self-tweeted crotch-shot put him at the center of a whirlwind media circus for the past three weeks, just gave a press conference in Brooklyn in which he resigned from Congress, amidst a series of catcalls from the audience. He apologized for "the distraction that I have created."
BREAKING: Weiner Says He Will Resign
Sources tell the NY Times Anthony Weiner has told his friends he is stepping down. The news comes after Anthony Weiner's wife came back to the States and Democrats in Congress were poised to try persuade her sexty husband to step down. The Democrats were threatening to strip Weiner of his assignments on the Energy and Commerce committee, while some of Weiner's fellow Representatives were beginning to stand up for their toned congressional colleague. Weiner is expected to announce his resignation at a press conference at 2 p.m. today.
Huma Returns, Just In Time For Cross-Dressing Weiner Pics And Porn Star Sext Details
As more and more of his Democratic colleagues have called for his head on an invisible skewer, Rep. Anthony Weiner has delayed making a decision on whether to resign until he could consult with his pregnant wife. Today, Huma Abedin returned to Washington from an overseas trip with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And she's back just in time to see new embarrassing photos of Weiner in bras and pantyhose, as well as porn star Ginger Lee's public airing of her Weiner sexts.
Weiner Could Pull Out In "A Couple Of Days"
Washington wonks really want Anthony Weiner to resign—if only to calm the media circus—and they are now hinting their wish will come true in "a couple of days." Which is probably not a bad idea as the first national Weinergate poll was not promising for the Congressman with the bulging boxer briefs.
Video: Weiner's Waxed Bod Bothers Jon Stewart
The chorus of Democrats calling for the resignation of apparent gym rat Rep Anthony Weiner gained a big voice yesterday when President Obama chimed in, telling Ann Curry that he "would resign" if it were him—not that Obama's opinion on the resignation status of New York Congressmen has mattered much before (*cough* Charlie Rangel *cough*). Oh, and speaking of the Harlem Representative, Rangel's defense of Weiner made for excellent fodder on The Daily Show last night.
Were Weiner's Gym Photos Unethical?
Thanks to TMZ's release this weekend of his gym photo shoot, the already intense pressure for randy Rep. Anthony Weiner to resign just keeps building to a climax. But while Weiner may now be considering stepping down (while in "treatment"), there is some concern that the Congressman's post-pumping iron pics may be the smoking gun needed to smack him with an ethics violation.
Sexty Weiner's Pathfinder Was Unregistered, Says DMV
Just a little more than a week ago—after "certitude" but before the press conference—it was starting to look like Weinergate was winding down (that was then). So we turned to other Weiner-related things to distract us like the fact that his Nissan Pathfinder appeared to be unregistered. We laughed for a bit and then Weiner's rep's explained the whole thing away. Except now it appears Weiner's camp wasn't really truthful.
Weiner "Went A Step Too Far," According To Some Unhappy Queens Constituents
This afternoon, some unhappy constituents in New York's 9th Congressional district brought out their homemade signs to Rep. Anthony Weiner's Queens office to demand that he resign. Even though Weiner is off to sexting rehab, and isn't there, these frustrated residents tell NY1 it's not enough. One Juniper Park Civic Association member said, "We worked with Anthony Weiner in the past, he helped us with things in the neighborhood. But now he's stepped over the boundaries. He really went a step too far, and this is where we're telling him he has to step down."
Depressed Weiner: Friends Worried About His Mental State
Yesterday, as several prominent Democratic leaders called for Rep. Anthony Weiner to resign amidst his ongoing sexting scandal, Weiner announced that he was checking himself into a psychological treatment center while he weighs his future in the House. Weiner has been under increasingly intense pressure to resign all week, to the point that friends say he has become distraught and fragile behind the scenes. To add to this mess, TMZ also uncovered new semi-nude photos of Weiner, which he took at the House Members Gym, and sent to at least one woman.
Weiner's "Self-Portraits" At Congressional Gym Surface
If Rep. Anthony Weiner thought that announcing he was heading to rehab for his excessive sexting would stop the bleeding of Weinergate, he was evidently very wrong: TMZ has uncovered new "self-portraits" of Weiner, which he took on his Blackberry at the House Members Gym. And it appears that Weiner really, really likes to cradle his balls.

