Is the Park Slope Food Co-op struggling to retain its long-standing members? Has it been forced to expand into more upwardly-mobile business ventures? Mike Epstein noticed something strange when he was googling the Co-op today: "Was the @foodcoop website hacked? Googling it shows an ad for Viagra in the search snippet." And as you can see here, that still seems to be the case. We doubt that the Co-op is that hard-on for new advertisers, but as long as the Viagra isn't made in Israel, we guess anything is possible.
Park Slope Food Co-op: Your One-Stop Viagra Shop?
Bin Laden's "Viagra" A "Popular Item" At East Village Shop
It seems that the leader of Al Qaeda isn't the only one who's talked to their herbal remedy specialist about Avena. The Daily News went to East Village supplement shop Flower Power and was told that the "herbal viagra" is "one of our most popular items."
Bin Laden's Secret Stash Of "Viagra" Located
Like so many affluent, 50-something males before him, Osama Bin Laden may have needed a little something extra to ensure that he could have sex. According to NBC News "nearly a dozen drugs" were found in the Abottabad compound after last week's raid, including medicine to treat "ulcers and gastric reflux," a drug to treat high blood pressure, and "Avena syrup," an artificial sweetener that doubles as a "natural Viagra." We knew that the blue pill was our lil' helper in the War on Terror, but it appears it was a double agent.
NYers Love Absurdly Expensive Worm "Viagra"
We've been trying to wean ourselves off of eating worms ever since we saw a terrifying documentary about the subject, but it seems that many New Yorkers have been turning to the squirmy invertebrates as an amorous remedy. "Himalayan Viagra," aka "yarsagumba" or "dong chong xia cao," is being sought out by older men to jumpstart their love lives—the dried dead bodies of the worm can be brewed into an anti-impotence tea. And you know it's gotta work if people are shelling out serious bones to get it.
FDA Warns Against "Coffee Aphrodisiac"
The FDA has issued a warning, saying anyone who has used Magic Power Coffee should stop. Magic Power Coffee advertises that "your 'special moments' can increase to a level you only dreamed" by drinking the instant "Passion Coffee," but the FDA says the coffee can significantly lower blood pressure. Wait, this coffee is supposed to make you relaxed?
Long Island Dog Needs Viagra For Heart Condition
Ingrid, a six-year-old Pit Bull Terrier from Long Island, is close to running out of her supply of little blue libido pills, which are currently keeping her life-threatening heart condition stable. After being diagnosed with a heart condition a Vet told the shelter that Viagra, which was originally created to treat hypertension, could help blood flow to Ingrid's heart. It worked, and now the shelter is looking for more donations.
Feds Bust Huge Counterfeit Shoe/Viagra Smuggling Ring
Fulton Mall shelves may be bare this summer since in Baltimore feds have seized 120,000 pairs of fake Nikes, along with counterfeit Coach and Gucci-brand stuff, Cartier watches and Viagra pills bound for Brooklyn. For smuggling and money laundering they've charged three U.S. citizens along with four partners from China and two from Malaysia, where the goods were manufactured. The AP says that, to avoid paying import duties, the smuggling ring had merchandise delivered to New York and New Jersey, transacting in cash and wiring money to Asia. Officials also seized fake Ugg, Adidas, Versace and Ralph Lauren items. Undercover officers from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, who've been working on the case since 2008, infiltrated the operation and made their arrests last week.
CIA Uses Viagra to Fight the Taliban
The Washington Post offers a story about how win over Afghan "notoriously fickle warlords and chieftains" by offering them "variety of personal services." This includes "pocketknives and tools, medicine or surgeries for ailing family members, toys and school equipment, tooth extractions, travel visas, and, occasionally, pharmaceutical enhancements for aging patriarchs with slumping libidos." A CIA operative tells the WaPo, "Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people -- whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra." In one example, an older tribal leader with four younger wives was so pleased with the Viagra he "offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes -- followed by a request for more pills." CNBC's Mike Huckman spoke to Pfizer, whose spokesperson said the pharmaceutical company was "certainly not" aware about the drug's use in the war against terror. But, seriously, what will the government think of next—tabs of LSD?!

