One could say at this point that the music industry is like a child in a swimming pool, flailing its arms wildly while wearing goggles so tight and fogged up that it's reduced to unearthly shrieks while gulping down and regurgitating mouthfuls of urine-saturated water. But according to a profile piece in the Times, vinyl and turntable sales are thriving, the proverbial upper arm floating devices that...well, it's not going to save you from drowning, but it'll keep you above water a little longer. more ›